A snail is mugged by two turtles. When the police asked him what happened, he said, "I don't know. It all happened so fast."
Pat: Mike, I'm calling you from the freeway on my new cell phone.
Mike: Be careful Pat. They just said on the radio that there is a nut driving the wrong way on the freeway.
Pat: One nut? Hell, there are hundreds of them!
(Taken from the wonderful little book, "Plato and a Platypus Walk Into a Bar," by Thomas Cathcart and Daniel Klein.)
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